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| Hector de Vile
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Subject: Without a doubt... | |||||
| my best moment on DW was telling Feltash a joke in chat and he liked it so much he gave me a clan and 30 days subby and ultra! Yeah, nice one eh? Oh, the joke? One day, a blind rabbit is bouncing (carefully) along the forest trail, suddenly he bumps into someone, "Sorry, I'm blind, I didn't see you there"!... Picking himself up and dusting himself down, the other creature (a skunk) laughs: "No worries mate, I didn't see you coming as I'm blind too"! The rabbit scratches his head, "Worst thing is, I don't even know what I am". "Neither do I... sad eh? I tell you what, I'll feel you and try and work out what you are, then you do the same for me, okay"? "Oh, that'd be great! Thank you"! Says the rabbit excitedly. So the skunk reaches out and starts feeling the rabbit... "Well, you've got long ears... a twitchy nose with whiskers... and you've got a round fluffy tail... This is easy! You're a rabbit"! The rabbit hops around happily "Yay I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit"! "Okay, okay! Now it's my turn"! Says the skunk impatiently. The rabbit starts feeling the skunk... "Right, well, you've got greasy hair... and to be honest, you really smell bad... Oh, I know, you're a ginger"! Okay, there you go, don't blame me for it, I just tell 'em! |
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