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Mary_Celeste
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Subject: old age
Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I
desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was
looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick
search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I
realized that I must have left them in the car. Frantically
I headed for the parking lot.

My wife, Diane, has scolded me many times for leaving the
keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best
place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be
stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came
to a terrifying conclusion: her theory was right. The
parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I
gave them my location, confessing that I had left my keys in
the car and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all. "Honey," I
stammered. I always call her "honey" in times like these. "I
left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been
dropped, but then I heard Diane's voice. "Ken," she barked,
"I dropped you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well,
come and get me."

Diane retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this
policeman I have not stolen your car!"

Time Posted: March 28 2013 11:39 am EDT
Last updated: March 28 2013 08:22 pm EDT


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