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| Witchywife
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Subject: sweet joke | |||||
| Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.It was After Eight.They got of at Quality Street. He asked her name,"Polo,i'm the one with the hole,"she said. I'm "Marathon,the one with the nuts," he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs,and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed her Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his Sherbit Dib Dab started to itch,turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett, and he's gotbloody Allsorts. |
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