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| Scabernac
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| A man walks into his Doctor's office with a golf club wrapped tightly around his neck and a number of bruises and cuts all over his body. After carefully removing the club so the man could talk, the Doctor asks him what happened. "Well", explains the man, "My wife and I where playing a round when both of our balls got caught in the wind and went off course into a farmers field. We both went to go look for the balls and after about 20min, I got curious. You see doc, I have never seen what the backside of a cow looks like, so for scientific reasons (rather then just childish curiosity, mind you), I decided to have a peak. Lifting the tail I was surprised to see my golf ball. Since we where following the 'play it where it lies' rule, I tried to get out of making this impossible swing. Instead I turned to my wife and holding the tail up while pointing at the ball yelled over to my wife.... Hey honey! This looks like your's!" |
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