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| Fisher_Cat
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Subject: From the Troutmageddon Prophecies | |||||
| And lo in those days, the trout did multiply, and finding themselves short of water, they set forth upon the land. These trout, often called bi-curious for their willingness to be both below and above water, came to be associated with the rainbow, and thusforth were known as rainbow trout. In their voraciousness, the "rainbow" trout did consume all the wheat and all the rice, and the peoples went hungry. And into that time wandered a fisherman, and the peoples cursed themselves for not venerating him earlier. He wandered from land to land reminding them of their jibes regarding his odor, but not a fish did he touch. This was the time of transcendence, where fish dominated the world, and man's presence on earth did wane. And in those days did the scribes look back upon the holy scriptures and find a transcription error. For when it said "therefore go forth and be fishers of men" it should have read " go forth and be fishers and Men". Thus the scribes began to preach the holiness of the trout fisherman. |
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