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| Mad_Platter
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| My entry is very simple, and complicated at the same time. Many of you would say that the way I positioned my objects does not make sense. I say that the reason i have done this is because I am a master fisherman, and i live according to the way that fishermen live. Every object has a purpose, and an exact position to enable me to make a living. First of all, most of you assume that a dwelling has to be on the land. You are wrong! My dwelling is a house boat. I search the seas for the elusive trout. Everything in my house boat is designed for fishing. For instance, why do i have no curtains on my windows? Because it doesn't interfere with my casting. I have placed my Royal Throne right in front of a window in order to have a comfortable chair to sit in as i cast to catch fish. Just beside me i have my most prized possession, my fishing scroll, which has helped me enormously in my business. On the table next to me i also have a nice goblet of wine so that I can sit back and relax while I do my job. The position of the catapult seems really strange to most people. I ask why? Do you not believe that mankind is capable of inventing things? I have invented a new device called a stun bomb. I use this frequently to shoot bombs through my window to stun the fish. I really catch a lot of fish this way. I also think you would have a problem with my table, my gold bar and my knife. Since I am a businessman and i have limited room on my boat, my table serves as both a table and a bed. This works out very well for me as I have a bad back and my doctor told me i should sleep on a hard surface. The knife is pretty obvious, to gut the fish when I catch them. The gold bar is more complicated. I have discovered over the years that the best fish seem to like shiny things. Every morning I polish my gold bar and I have placed it in the exact position so that when the sun comes up in the morning, there will be such a shine through my windows that the fish will be attracted to it and I will be able to catch them easily. |
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